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20 years ago tomorrow, I woke up in an Iowa City drunk tank. Probably avoid that this year. #StPatricksDay

20 years ago tomorrow, I woke up in an Iowa City drunk tank. Probably avoid that this year. #StPatricksDay

How do you kill a Wendigo again…???  Oh yeah!!

How do you kill a Wendigo again…??? Oh yeah!!

The Collector finally revealed in half mask.

The Collector finally revealed in half mask.

GTA V in real life. If only I had Trevor around for a quick rampage. #GTAV

GTA V in real life. If only I had Trevor around for a quick rampage. #GTAV

Beer of the month club has officially begun. Greatest Christmas gift ever.

Beer of the month club has officially begun. Greatest Christmas gift ever.

McDonald’s putting apples (that somehow don’t brown) in Happy Meals reminds me of The Simpson’s when Mr. Burns tries to be good. #Slurry

McDonald’s putting apples (that somehow don’t brown) in Happy Meals reminds me of The Simpson’s when Mr. Burns tries to be good. #Slurry

Fangoria cover with Feast in Tarantino’s Death Proof. It’s the little things in life.

Fangoria cover with Feast in Tarantino’s Death Proof. It’s the little things in life.

Yup. Just turned on the AC. This does not feel right. #MerryChristmas

Yup. Just turned on the AC. This does not feel right. #MerryChristmas

2 1/2 years in the making?! And you’re advertising that?! These days that’s a troubled production.

2 1/2 years in the making?! And you’re advertising that?! These days that’s a troubled production.

Remember in Wrestlemania III when the T-Rex attacked? That was bonkers.

Remember in Wrestlemania III when the T-Rex attacked? That was bonkers.